This Page Exists Because Your Last Designer Lied to You.

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Brands Resuced

Their cousin built the first logo. We built the one that got funded.

Why you should give us your money………. uh, we mean trust.

Because unlike the last guy, we bring the receipts.

Oh yeah. We went there.

This is not a “discovery call.”
It’s a high-functioning, 45-minute truth serum.
We extract what your brand is supposed to look like and why the last five versions missed.

This isn’t branding homework.

It’s branding rehab. You showed up. That’s the first step.

Here’s how it works:

Short form. 3 minutes max.
Because I don’t need your childhood story to fix your color palette.

One call. No fluff.
We diagnose, dissect, and direct. It’s a vibe exorcism.

2–3 MoodBoards appear.
Magic? No. Just years of taste + tastefully repressed judgment.

You pick one. We build.
You stop trying to match 5 brands at once.

You walk away with clarity, hierarchy, and actual consistency.
Shocking, I know.